perky Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Let's think up some stage names that aspiring professional dancers should avoid at all costs. Mya Tuleftfeet Guy van der Plotz Iva Harrybumskaya Grace Knott Hammertoe McGee Link to comment
Mel Johnson Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Tula Ellice Finklea - that's Cyd Charisse's real name, so it's taken. Link to comment
bart Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 The Four Faux Princes of Ballet. Vladimir Malakhov's French cousin, Jean-Pierre Maladroit, POB. David Knockney, ROB Hy Perex-Tensian, Tblisi Muncipal Ballet Beau Legg, ABT Link to comment
Ray Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 My last name was no good--Ricketts!--so I had to change it when I danced. Link to comment
chrisk217 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 For anyone with even a slight knowledge of modern greek Malakhov's last name sounds uniquely unfortunate Link to comment
bart Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Ray, your name made me think of a clog cancing company which toured internationally to great acclaim in the 30s. Its stars were Art Thrytis Sy Attica, and Arch Less. Link to comment
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