Danseur Polish

[Lovebird]

Why should ballerinas be the only ones criticized? How about some magical Wrist-flicking Vanisher?For the over enthusiastic danseur who needs to emphasize the end of his variation.Or some fantastic Partnering Enhancing Syrup,yes partnering a ballerina is more than just hoisting her about like a sack of potatoes,perhaps it will restore the ability to relate to your partner.

[Manhattnik]

What danseur would dream of setting foot onstage without his very own Double Tourniquet, the discreet elastic device guaranteed to pull even the floppiest of into a perfect fifth when landing from those pesky jumps?

[grace]

i thought danseurs drank 'Nobilly Tea' , before going onstage, to improve their performance in major classical roles?

[Mel Johnson]

Unfortunately, with the weakening of the concept of emploi, most companies make their danseurs take massages with "3-in-1" Oil.

[Kathleen O'Connell]

I gather that “Look Of Love Contacts” are now in short supply. Pop them in and you’ll look at your ballerina in a manner that suggests that she’s there for some purpose other than to give you something to do with your hands while you’re waiting for your variation.

[Hans]

Unfortunately, in classical partnering, the ballerina faces away from her partner, so we will all look devotedly at her hair bun throughout the pas de deux ;). Just kidding--look of love contacts sound like a great idea; in fact, I know a few thousand dancers who could use them:rolleyes:.

[thumpinhippo]

Then the ballerina should use 'Beautiful Bun' special hair spray to give her partner something to look at!