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On an ordinary-to-dreadful night by the lake, the oral sex scene in the Black Swan pas de deux would have run away with the wooden spoon for world’s worst Swan Lake, but add the miserable staging (a cast of 16 and one rather grubby piece of perspex scenery), the taped music and often fifth-rate dancing, and the production is up there with the all-time turkeys.
No-one was expecting much (Schaufuss has form after all: remember his Diana ballet? His Rolling Stones homage?) but it’s hard to believe that a dancer with his pedigree could perpetrate such dismal dancemaking, routines so startlingly unmusical that I began to think someone had leaned on the recording’s ‘shuffle’ button.
No-one was expecting much (Schaufuss has form after all: remember his Diana ballet? His Rolling Stones homage?) but it’s hard to believe that a dancer with his pedigree could perpetrate such dismal dancemaking, routines so startlingly unmusical that I began to think someone had leaned on the recording’s ‘shuffle’ button.



